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Apparel for low intensity functional Slothletes. Rest, not reps.

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Womens White Chief Tee

$39.00

Womens White Chief Tee

$39.00

Sloth in Headdress as Illustrated by tattoo artist Joe Kintz beneath Maiden wordmark. This is the whitest t-shirt in the history of cotton.

  • Don't do burpees, the floor will mark it.
  • Don't do chin ups, the bar will mark it.
  • Don't do situps, you'll dirty the back.
  • Stick rolls and couch stretching allowed.

150 GSM 100% cotton.

Fitting Diagram - Women's Tshirt